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And I don't give a shit, you know why? Because no website has a community that can genuinely think all my reviews are worthless--sometimes I think I may just have pissed off one or a few of these virginal touchy-feely "authors" by giving their shitty flash animation/game a bad rating, and now they've made it their life's fucking work to ruin the reputation on this site that I don't even give a fuck about by labeling all of my reviews as "useless".
Last I checked a couple days ago, my review of "Scene of the Crime" was thought helpful (though it really isn't extremely helpful; I just expressed good taste in humor), and when I checked today, "people" (meaning probably just one "Warcraft" junkie who created multiple accounts because he never has anything better to do) thought it was useless.
That. Does. Not. HAPPEN.
This is also apparently the community that thinks "HA-Ha-ha--10 just for Chuck Norris' fist" (yeah, I didn't take my reviews very seriously back then) is a helpful review while my overly thought-out review of "RedHand"--which gave an appropriate rating and praised the short for some features while still having the "nerve" in pointing out that it is in fact a little cliche and rips off a mainstream feature--is useless.
So whoever the fuck is doing this--and I know you won't come forward and cry your fledgling little guts out for me--stop. I don't give a fuck if you can make multiple accounts to hit some buttons with. It's not impressive. Also, I realize this was a lot to write for the sake of something I supposedly don't care about, but I am kind of nitpicky (though not terribly so like a TVGuide Critic, also I try to keep what I can nitpick about out of my reviews), so when I see a fly on the wall of the internet playroom I go to to unwind, you can bet I'll spend half an hour trying to squash it with the text-based flyswatter of JUSTICE.

"People" think my reviews are useless

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